folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

tell me the story
about how the sun
loved the moon so much
he died every night
to let her breathe

(Source: sinandserotonin)

gentle-insomnia:

It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.